An Amazing Race
Monday, November 23rd, 2009I leave my house at about quarter ’til seven. I walk down the steep “traversa“, aka alley. When I get to the main road, I begin to jog against the nonexistent traffic. 1.7 miles later I have descended from the mountain and arrived at the nest. I stop. I stretch. I wait. I am early. 5 more minutes until my scheduled pick-up (kidnapping?). But this is Italy, so I wait another 20 minutes. My driver/host comes flying up the road, screeches to a halt, and I jump in. Back down the road for our other companion, the one who’d invited me along. She is late, we are late, because her cat has escaped. Off we go to Qualiano. We are late. How late? I do not know.
We reach our destination in a throng of traffic, search for parking, learn a new word “pazzo“. As in “pazzo traffico” or “io so pazzo.” I am crazy. But I am alive. We walk around a bit, find our numbers. I am a replacement runner, so today my name is Grazia. Grazia is not well. She is there to cheer on her team, but not to run. So, I run in her stead. But first, there is bathroom break, change of clothes, introductions. We bunny hop to keep warm. Alas, it is time. Herded into a corral, waiting. People speak to me. “Io sono Americana,” I reply. “ahhh, americana!” is the universal reply…and then silence, or a quick “gud lock” or “buona fortuna.” The Italian anthem sounds amongst “SHHHH! SHHHH!” the universal “be quiet.” And then a flourish of white doves and balloons at 1300 pairs of legs get ready to move. A “pop” and a rainbow of confetti, and we are off. What a celebration of life!
I begin very slowly. I know enough to pace myself early on. Race excitement can kill you, burning up your reserves too soon. Anxious and pushy runners pass me. I’m in the way. But that’s okay. I’ll pass them again later. Two 5k laps through Italian suburbia. The streets are blocked, the traffic builds. People get out of their cars to watch. A young girl hanging out of a van window cheers us on with a “pttthhhhh” raspberry, as in “I’m bored, why are we stuck here.” I laugh and the guys next to me laugh too. It is good to run and laugh and be alive. 4k, almost halfway there, speeding up, passing, motivating. 1st lap complete–28 and some change. Only one quick lap left. I can dip into my energy stores now. I like passing other runners. So, I keep doing that, chasing them throughout the second lap. I find a good pace and push myself, looking eagerly for the next set of balloons marking the kilometers. I young boy yells “ciao bella” as I go by. I smile. Running, smiling, pushing hard. 9k and I’m off. Sprint, push, go, only one measley k. Do it. 55:21. Phew.
Water. I need water. Where is the water? Cooler…Gatorade? No, it’s wine. Not exactly thirst quenching. I find my group. My group finds me water, and cake. Yum. I love Italy. What an amazingly fun time!


